unlimitedpower wrote:I might sound just as retarded as that lot but i always wanted to try put one on my Mazda Demio just to see if they actually work in anyway. I didn't want to do it enough to actually buy one so if anyone wants to give me one i'll give it a go.
Yep your right,
that does sound retarded.
Here's a better idea and cheaper. You'll need sissors, cardboard and some sticky tape. Be sure an adult is supervising when you use the sissors so you don't cut yourself.
Cut and shape a series of cardboard sheets into what looks like airconditioning duct from the heater blower outlet to just behind the steering wheel making sure that you make a nozzle shape at the end. Use plenty of sticky tape around the steering column so that it doesn't fall down because that the resulting mega boost could cause the duct to drop down or flick you in the head. Now when you have it all completed, drive off with your head as close as you can to the nozzle (but make sure you can still see what's in front of you because safety first and all that). When you want "instant mega boost", turn the blower fan on to "full" and feel the extra instant "mega nitro boost" thrust your head back into the headrest.
I have a kit you can buy that I'm about to list on TV for 3 easy payments of $29.99 +GST plus post and packaging ($92 but not including other hidded costs that may apply). But wait.....there's more..... if you pay all three payments up front, I'll give you a massive $1 off the postage.....PLUS, we'll include "absolutley free" signed copy of the best seller book "Maldats greatest tricks". Buy two kits and receive a free neck brace cause you know you need one. Buy three kits and we'll chuck in a free appointment with a shrink. Helmet recommended but not included.
