Stupid Shit you've done and immediately regretted.

[crustywhip]

Ive got to add one more cos its firmly etched in the memory banks.
My family own a moving company so my dad was always bringing cars and motor bikes back to his yard for us, I remember counting 11 minis of all types at one stage. Any way, they all used to drink on fridays after work and after a few he would get one of the cars and thrash the shit out of it, bouncing the kerb and just being a legend. One time the battery lead broke in half so he got me to hold it together, (was the van with the batt behind the driver)
He had a temper so all my concentration was on holding the lead together.
Thanks dad, your the man.

[Bartman]

When I was a kid I stuck my tounge on the track of my slot car set and pulled the trigger on the hand controller. I got a really good kick as it was a pretty grunty set.
I never did that again.

[pl510]

Not a biggie but yesterday I had to shoot into work to grab a couple of drums of oil for a customer - Jump on the forkhoist and chuck my car keys on next to the seat on the hoist. Load the drums onto the back of the truck. race back inside the gate with the hoist. Jump off hoist and race back out and lock the gate. Oh shit truck keys are inside. Oh shit locked the gate and left the keys on the hoist. Locked out - great! Tore my good jeans trying to climb the fence - fucking brilliant!