Not a joke, but true!!
The Government has advised that Sand flys are an indigenous native species, and it is against the law to kill one.
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Dattodevil
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lame but a starter
husband says to his 45yo wife..
25 years ago all i wanted to do was fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.
when i look at you nowi think ive succeded
husband says to his 45yo wife..
25 years ago all i wanted to do was fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.
when i look at you nowi think ive succeded
"It's ok, we know what to do...we talked about this a lot on the internet."
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Josh
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Quote of the recession:
"this is worse than a divorce - ive lost half my money but still have my wife
"this is worse than a divorce - ive lost half my money but still have my wife
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1965 P410~ Wifey daily
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" mate, im abit worried. i want you to go for a swine flu test.i know you have not been to mexico but fuck me, you have been with sum pigs in your time"
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Why was the adobe acrobat documant arrested?
Because he was a PDF file.
Because he was a PDF file.
They don't call me the man with the rubber arm for nothing you know.............
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^^ oh thats awful... geek humor lol
i opend a fortune cookie once... it said
"outlook not so good"
i thought to myself ..."hmm yea but they ship it anyway"
i opend a fortune cookie once... it said
"outlook not so good"
i thought to myself ..."hmm yea but they ship it anyway"
"It's ok, we know what to do...we talked about this a lot on the internet."
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1969 Mk1 Escort Coupe~ CA18DET full-on project
1972 B110 Deluxe~ Daily
1965 P410~ Wifey daily
1972 B110 Deluxe~ Daily
1965 P410~ Wifey daily
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"It's ok, we know what to do...we talked about this a lot on the internet."
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Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
"It's ok, we know what to do...we talked about this a lot on the internet."
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Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep
asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them
Mum said . YOU should say "no" - they only want to look at your knickers
Susie said I know they do "that's why I hide them in my bag"!!
asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them
Mum said . YOU should say "no" - they only want to look at your knickers
Susie said I know they do "that's why I hide them in my bag"!!