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Geek + Other Bad Humour!
Ok post geek / nerd jokes here lol
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Re: Anybody coming up with a car trailer to nelson from CHCH
ok this is bugging me
what is a SQL query?
what is a SQL query?
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Re: Anybody coming up with a car trailer to nelson from CHCH
this whole forum is run on SQL (as far as I understand it)
an SQL querry is something the programme does when it "asks" the database something.
but Im very new to SQL so could be quite wrong lol
an SQL querry is something the programme does when it "asks" the database something.
but Im very new to SQL so could be quite wrong lol
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Re: Anybody coming up with a car trailer to nelson from CHCH
i still dont get it
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Re: Anybody coming up with a car trailer to nelson from CHCH
An SQL query is a way of talking to an SQL database like MySQL etc like the database driving this forum. Data is stored in tables (like a worksheet in excel say). In general, a join table has records that contain the unique ID's of a record in two seperate tables. That record in the join table says that a record in one table is related to a record in another table. Soo an example is a table that contains the users of this forum. Then there is a table containing all the posts in the forum. A join table will say "this post belongs to this user"MR1200 wrote:i still dont get it
Ghats explaining it as easy as I can without being 100% factual so it puts it in a way you may understand lol.
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Re: Anybody coming up with a car trailer to nelson from CHCH
maybe ill try tomrow when i havnt had a few beers cause i still dont understand the joke! why was he in a bar ?????
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Why would a horse walk into a bar? It's a joke about tables and joining lol.MR1200 wrote:maybe ill try tomrow when i havnt had a few beers cause i still dont understand the joke! why was he in a bar ?????
The purpose of me adding that to the sig was to see how many other geeks are on the forum lol.
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Re: Anybody coming up with a car trailer to nelson from CHCH
I don't get it either. Maybe I'm too tired.
Why was the adobe acrobat document arrested?
Because he was a pdf file.
Even I get that one.
Why was the adobe acrobat document arrested?
Because he was a pdf file.
Even I get that one.
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haha, thats a good one bart!
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Re: Anybody coming up with a car trailer to nelson from CHCH
Bartman wrote:I don't get it either. Maybe I'm too tired.
Why was the adobe acrobat document arrested?
Because he was a pdf file.
Even I get that one.
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